Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one