Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.