Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
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Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because he took the stairs.
He was caught red handed.
It was in A-minor
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
He was well arrested!
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I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
He resisted a rest.
Because he got there before the hare.
Possesion.
It was a Regal
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They were in ca .
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
He was foiled.
Because he was bin laden.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
He got arrested for possession.
Because he needed one.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Good question.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
For drinking and deriving.
He got a battery charge.
He was caught playing in A minor.
I'm-in-a-cent!
He had firearms.
Because it was charged with battery!
He was talking smack.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Posession
Possession!
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
For giving arms to Iraq.
because he was smoking quack!
He got in treble.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
He was raising a colt.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"
A road hog !
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
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Oh give it arrest.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Because he was always pinching things.
Because the farce is strong with that one.
They can shoot and steal without being arrested.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
They suspected it of fowl play.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
TiK ToK On The Clock
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because it was a gun-free zone
for disturbing the peas!
DU-WHY !
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
cuz it was charged with electricity .
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
It was selling coke.
He was doing crystal math.
Possession within tent
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He got into treble.
He was caught doing lines of math!
New Recruit: Call for backup!
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Because its leaves rustled.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Because he was on the lam.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He was high on quack.
Guantanamo ebay
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
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because he was following people before instagram
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
You are under arrest.
He was caught taking a leek.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
They were selling quack in the park.
Embezzlement
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Possession.
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Because 7 ate 9.
Edward Snowed In
Terminal illness
About three pounds, including the urn.
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
He wasn't single.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
He Ran Solo...
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
Because they crack themselves up!
They both love to crack open a cold one.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He will tell you.
