Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.