How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.