How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !