Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.