What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali