What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.