Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.