Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.