Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.