Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him