Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!