Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!