Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.