Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
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A Toy-Yoda
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Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
They do Yoda.
Because 6, 7 8.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
Because dey go baa...
because
Because six seven eight.
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Yoda
Layhehoo
Because 10 9 8
Try or try not, there is no do.
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
It makes his Dagobah faster.
Because "6, 7 ate".
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because 9, 7 8.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
A fifth.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
I went out on a limb.
Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
She's trans-parent.
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
