What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda