Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

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