Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.