How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.