How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)