Decade Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.