What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."