What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.