Education Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What kind of education does a horny mathematician impart?

Sets education.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/