What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.