What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.