Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/