Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/