Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.