Ejaculate Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Coffee Mug

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.