Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
You can unscrew a light bulb!
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
An elevator has a GF
Eggs get laid.
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
Comment after reading the article.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
You will lose every hand.
Computer
