What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer