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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb?

A lot, because they're fucking stupid.

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