Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Sikhs.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
I need to do a vowel movement!
A: On a blind date!
He was taking a look around
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
