How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!