How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?