Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.