Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.