Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean