What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.