What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.