Lead Guitarist Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"