How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."