How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.