Masochist Jokes

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.