Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Masochist Jokes More Masochist Jokes

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.