What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?