What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*