New Pair Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger