What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Curses, foiled again!"

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Try two pairs of stilts!

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Loafers.

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Toes go in first!

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Frost bite. D

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They bio-D-grade.

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the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Any girl named Patty!

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a hamburger.

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking