What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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4 brunettes

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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Sneakers.

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Toes go in first!

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Cause she got a D

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Because red means stop D

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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They 'loin' fast!

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During PRIME time!

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Lame.

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger