What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!