Why did the golfer need to buy a new pa...

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking