Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish