What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

Previous Random Joke Next
Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish