What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.