What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.