What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.