Riker Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!