What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!