One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
A tire!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
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Make it Tso's Number One."
Life support.
They're pro-teen!
