What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end