What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What does 1+1=?

Window.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.