Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.