What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el