What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el