When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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Well... If it's any constellation..."

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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A: For spare parts.

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Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.