Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.