What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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A tutor.

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Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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E.T. phoned home.

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Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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He knew a short cut.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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She soldered on.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.